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Here's an example of black culture and art "Truffle butter on your pussy Cuddle buddies on the low You ain't gotta tell your friend that I eat it in the morning 'Cause she gonna say "I know" Can I hit it in the bathroom? Put your hands on the toilet I'll put one leg on the tub Girl, this my new dance move"

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2019 2:14 AM EST

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I'm taking bigger dumps and my toilet is flushing louder than ever before

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 1:19 AM EST

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I just rotated my toilet...

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 5:14 PM EST

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What's daily life like for the new owner of that golden toilet?

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2019 1:44 AM EST

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There is irrefutable evidence of how treacherous & obtuse Trump really is. He's a delusional treasonous pathological liar fuking moron rancid fishlips incompetent corrupt clueless asshole! The Republican Party is now in Trump's Golden Toilet.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2019 1:16 PM EST

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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 6, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2019 7:20 AM EST

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Modern art museums are just like my toilet, they are full of SHÏT

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2019 11:27 PM EST

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As i sit here on this toilet taking a massive dump and hearing the SHlT hit the water i cant help but think of military man and his SHlTTY life with no options but to join the military. Amen

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 12:58 PM EST

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Omg.. it was foul.. my diarrhea piled so high it was sticking out of the toilet water...

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 4:12 AM EST

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White trash never clean their toilets. Amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 5:38 PM EST

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Steve Beerсock’s art and my toilet have something in common, they are both SHÍTTY.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 5:33 PM EST

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I saw three sexy 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 8:51 AM EST

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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 5, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 11:33 AM EST

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The show Steven Universe and my toilet have something in common, they are both SHÍTTY.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2018 6:08 AM EST

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Toilet paper pussy infection

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2018 6:01 PM EST

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It was about 7 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get the lazy kike bitch to stop whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2018 1:47 PM EST

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I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was an olive-skinned brunette with large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2018 7:34 AM EST

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It was about 6 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get my girlfriend so some whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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Donald Trump should resign. He's reduced the presidency of the United States to the level of the toilet. His vulgarity, ignorance and stupidity are beyond belief

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 11:46 AM EST

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Soh sex dream pussy: hey Soh baby, I just sat on the toilet and farted ✌

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 4:36 AM EST

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