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Hi! I have a serious issue that I need immediate help on! i have this rash that started in my butt region and has now spread to my upper buttical area. What kind of creams should I get? I really want to slather it on! It is very itchy and I dont want my girlfreind to see me itching my butt. Pray for me tonight please. I cant even sit on the toilet without irritaing my buttital area!

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 10:29 PM EST

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I poop in a golden toilet. Come all ye trailer trash. I am here to save you.

UNITED STATES / DEC 21, 2017 8:52 PM EST

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Donald Trump is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library. ๐Ÿ˜‚

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2017 12:11 PM EST

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you know how some toilets tend to run warm and some cold?

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2017 10:48 PM EST

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Is India a literal toilet of a country?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2017 11:01 AM EST

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toilet water brะพwn

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2017 9:11 PM EST

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toilet water pussy splash

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 11:21 AM EST

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Does anyone else wear a life vest on the toilet

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2017 4:15 PM EST

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My toilet has a dick.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2017 5:18 AM EST

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My friend taught her 2 cats to use the toilet, why can't East Indians seem to learn?

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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I love pooping, I love the smell of my poop so much I used to smell the toilet paper every time when I was a kid but now I only smell it if it is a particularly interesting or juicy wipe.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2017 6:13 PM EST

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Hello my toilet

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2017 2:46 PM EST

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I went to the bathroom for a while to play o my phone and sat on the toilet and forgot I had underwear on and pooped myself on accident ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿซ

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 10:34 PM EST

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I'm on the toilet so it's time to fire off a message

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2017 3:37 PM EST

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Hey can you take this mug and empty the toilet into the bathtub?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 6:17 AM EST

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toilets...

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 8:08 PM EST

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I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 1:59 PM EST

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Can I get an STD from a public toilet?

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 1:01 PM EST

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I recently met two girls, aged 7 and 4, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2017 11:48 AM EST

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I dont want to be vaccinated. I have trypanophobia and I know that I will probably run away and hide in the toilets when they show me a needle. What do I do?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 8:38 PM EST

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