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As i sit here on this toilet taking a massive dump and hearing the SHlT hit the water i cant help but think of military man and his SHlTTY life with no options but to join the military. Amen

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 12:58 PM EST

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Omg.. it was foul.. my diarrhea piled so high it was sticking out of the toilet water...

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 4:12 AM EST

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White trash never clean their toilets. Amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 5:38 PM EST

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Steve Beerсock’s art and my toilet have something in common, they are both SHÍTTY.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 5:33 PM EST

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I saw three sexy 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 8:51 AM EST

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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 5, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 11:33 AM EST

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The show Steven Universe and my toilet have something in common, they are both SHÍTTY.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2018 6:08 AM EST

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Toilet paper pussy infection

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2018 6:01 PM EST

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It was about 7 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get the lazy kike bitch to stop whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2018 1:47 PM EST

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I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was an olive-skinned brunette with large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2018 7:34 AM EST

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It was about 6 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get my girlfriend so some whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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Donald Trump should resign. He's reduced the presidency of the United States to the level of the toilet. His vulgarity, ignorance and stupidity are beyond belief

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 11:46 AM EST

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Soh sex dream pussy: hey Soh baby, I just sat on the toilet and farted ✌

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 4:36 AM EST

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Rub the hamster- not roughly, but vigorously. The friction will help to warm them as well as wake them up. Keep some soft toilet paper on hand as it is very absorbent. Mop up any dribbles, as being wet is not going to help your hamster get warm. In the beginning, your hamster will be totally limp. Some time around the point where your hamster is no longer lying flat, it may begin to shake and shiver quite a bit.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 10:08 PM EST

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Police believe the man entered the women’s washroom on the evening of Friday, April 27, and then climbed on top of a pony wall, behind the toilets, and removed a vent cover. It is believed he climbed into the pony wall through the vent, where he became stuck and later died. Police do not know why the man wanted to climb into the pony wall, which is a space used to conceal the bathroom utilities and has no access to the rest of the building. My guess: asian or brown panty pervert

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 6:05 PM EST

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toilet, I'm going to kill you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2018 3:26 PM EST

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Would you take in shït in the toilet of a negro gay 🎍 man for 5 quadrillion dollors!? 💰💰💰💰

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 9:21 AM EST

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Paper towels are just large toilet paper.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2018 3:09 PM EST

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I always swish my hand around in the toilet after I do diarrhea

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2018 8:47 PM EST

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cooking grease poured into a toilet

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2018 3:28 PM EST

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