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I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was an olive-skinned brunette with large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2018 7:34 AM EST

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It was about 6 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get my girlfriend so some whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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Donald Trump should resign. He's reduced the presidency of the United States to the level of the toilet. His vulgarity, ignorance and stupidity are beyond belief

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 11:46 AM EST

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Soh sex dream pussy: hey Soh baby, I just sat on the toilet and farted ✌

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 4:36 AM EST

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Rub the hamster- not roughly, but vigorously. The friction will help to warm them as well as wake them up. Keep some soft toilet paper on hand as it is very absorbent. Mop up any dribbles, as being wet is not going to help your hamster get warm. In the beginning, your hamster will be totally limp. Some time around the point where your hamster is no longer lying flat, it may begin to shake and shiver quite a bit.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 10:08 PM EST

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Police believe the man entered the women’s washroom on the evening of Friday, April 27, and then climbed on top of a pony wall, behind the toilets, and removed a vent cover. It is believed he climbed into the pony wall through the vent, where he became stuck and later died. Police do not know why the man wanted to climb into the pony wall, which is a space used to conceal the bathroom utilities and has no access to the rest of the building. My guess: asian or brown panty pervert

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 6:05 PM EST

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toilet, I'm going to kill you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2018 3:26 PM EST

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Would you take in shït in the toilet of a negro gay 🎍 man for 5 quadrillion dollors!? 💰💰💰💰

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 9:21 AM EST

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Paper towels are just large toilet paper.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2018 3:09 PM EST

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I always swish my hand around in the toilet after I do diarrhea

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2018 8:47 PM EST

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cooking grease poured into a toilet

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2018 3:28 PM EST

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Hi! I have a serious issue that I need immediate help on! i have this rash that started in my butt region and has now spread to my upper buttical area. What kind of creams should I get? I really want to slather it on! It is very itchy and I dont want my girlfreind to see me itching my butt. Pray for me tonight please. I cant even sit on the toilet without irritaing my buttital area!

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 10:29 PM EST

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I poop in a golden toilet. Come all ye trailer trash. I am here to save you.

UNITED STATES / DEC 21, 2017 8:52 PM EST

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Donald Trump is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library. 😂

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2017 12:11 PM EST

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you know how some toilets tend to run warm and some cold?

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2017 10:48 PM EST

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Is India a literal toilet of a country?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2017 11:01 AM EST

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toilet water brоwn

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2017 9:11 PM EST

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toilet water pussy splash

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 11:21 AM EST

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Does anyone else wear a life vest on the toilet

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2017 4:15 PM EST

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My toilet has a dick.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2017 5:18 AM EST

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