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For those of you that think Trump is a worthless piece of shlt, here are some of the great things he has done. • Most days vacationing • Most games of golf played • Lowest approval rating • Most provable lies told • Most cabinet resignations • Largest deficit • Longest shutdown ever • Most family members working in WH • Most articles of impeachment.

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 9:17 AM EST

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Had to phone this dookie from work on his off time to ask a question.. I told him I was sorry to bother him.. he says, you can bother me anytime. 🥰

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 12:38 PM EST

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Told ya I’d never want ya! Didn’t I??

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 9:59 PM EST

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GF told me she did p0rn “a few times back in undergrad”. I told here I’ll stay. I don’t want be be alone. We’re both late 30s and you can’t find anything online.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE! YOU WERE TOLD ALREADY!! KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP!!! NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!!

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 1:17 PM EST

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LOOK ALL YOU ASSHOLES YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TO KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:23 PM EST

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I don't know, but I've been told, Uniballer really is a 25 year old Male. That lives in Uganda where homosexuality will absolutely get you killed, at the very least brutally beaten up and arrested. He had no choice but to marry a woman to keep up appearances. But she got cancer. Now he is free to marry a man.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:21 PM EST

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HAVE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TО KEEP YOUR GP BULLSHlT ON GP?

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:16 PM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TО KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TO KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 12:50 PM EST

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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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A man who has told over 14,000 lies in 3 years has no credibility. We already know who is the one who makes stuff up. He will be impeached. Hello, here we go!

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 12:46 PM EST

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See! Told you! DEMOCRATS dressing up without a clue what they're doing wasting everyone's time, PREJUDGED the trial and with no evidence of a crime. Fancy calling it President Trumps Impeachment Trial..idiots! Haven't you heard!!!......your innocent before being proven guilty. Silly thick bustard...discus?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 11:40 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville, Florida, started using her Ouija board almost two years ago, with little success. "I would use it for daily prayers," she said. "I would say things like, 'Oh, God, please take care of me.' It didn't really work." She tried twice with her husband, Neil. "He wasn't as receptive," she said. "He knew it was a board but he didn't understand it. He kept asking 'Where is it?' It was like, I don't know, maybe someone told you where it was.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 12:39 PM EST

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Has Trump ever told the truth?

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 10:13 PM EST

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My friend once told me that he was pulling in his plonker to one of the British weather girls and as he began to sqirt his love juice to her heavenly beauty......it went back to the bloke for the news.

UNITED STATES / NOV 5, 2019 12:31 PM EST

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Dorkies 20,000 avocado's have just mashed on the road in texas. Someone should've told me and I'll clean some of it! 🤠🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 5:12 PM EST

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Does soh realize that with the information she has posted here and over there that anyone that really wants to stalk her has enough information to find her? She has told us where she works and places she shops.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2019 2:15 PM EST

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DAMN! My new fuсk told me that his 24yr. old daughter steals maje and she was never allowed over, yet I encouraged him to have a fuсk. After the second fuсk, my expensive maje was missing. It never even occurred to me that that piece of shіt took it. I could clearly see she was wearing my maje. Not only do I want my maje back, but she needs to fuсk in our home.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2019 8:42 AM EST

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No more funny business. I am strictly professional w you people. No more made up fake as$ baby names for you either. No more hugs, kisses and all that shiii. Truth be told, you are a total and complete f ing stranger. No diff rent than any ol person on the street.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 11:06 PM EST

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