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If fish could scream, would people still go angling? Brian Robinson, Hutton, Essex ................ I've just asked my deaf mother-in-law, and she told me she would. Steven Beercock, Enna Italy

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2019 7:27 AM EST

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Don't Trump's followers get tired of him repeating the same tired old lies at every rally? I could understand the entertainment factor if he told new lies, but it's always the same tired old lies. They are no longer entertaining. Why do people still cheer for them?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2019 11:29 AM EST

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Somebody told me that sex with prepubescent girls is very wrong in the their eyes. They were right. If your dick doesn’t fit in their tiny little vag, you should do them up the bum 8======)- - - -

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 1:51 PM EST

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I am totally ashamed of this country and those trumpers that spew such evil and hate. Uneducated trash and lowlifes are the only people who could be so stupid as to blindly hate because some fat pig of a man told them to.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 9:28 PM EST

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When my 4th grade teacher told us that nіgger cunts are all illiterate criminals, I thought "what a racist pig bitch!" Boy did I feel ignorant years later when I found out she was telling the truth!

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2019 4:50 AM EST

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When my 4th grade teacher told us that people wipe their ass with their bare hand in india, I thought "what a racist pig bitch!" Boy did I feel ignorant years later when I found out she was telling the truth!

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2019 12:42 PM EST

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I met an arrogant guy at a bar who said he was an actor in LA Just oozed confidence and had a really hot girl with him. He said he worked as a barista for a dayjob. I was a little drunk and told him the Romans considered actors below prostitutes.

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / SEP 15, 2019 5:55 PM EST

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A yak is on the loose in the US state of Virginia after escaping from a trailer on its way to the butchers. Meteor, a three-year-old who belongs to farmer Robert Cissell of Nature’s Bridge Farm in Buckingham, Virginia, has been missing since Tuesday. Mr Cissell told the BBC Meteor had been raised for meat

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / SEP 15, 2019 4:18 AM EST

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A few months ago I messaged Sergio Beerсock on Facebook. I told him that he should tell the police about how his father (Steven Beerсock) used to sexually abuse him. Sergio blocked me, do you think that he told Steve about the message?

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2019 9:56 AM EST

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Trump‘s record: • Most days vacationing • Most games of golf played • Lowest approval rating • Most provable lies told • Most cabinet resignations • Largest deficit • Longest shutdown ever • Most family members working in WH • Largest single day stock market losses.

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2019 2:35 PM EST

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They told him his tweets would cause violence and he kept tweeting. They told him terrorists were getting radicalized at his rallies and he held more rallies. They told him his hate speech would cause bloodshed and he spoke more hate

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2019 2:18 PM EST

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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 6, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2019 7:20 AM EST

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As a teenager, Trump was a belligerent, entitled arsehole, whose mommy never told him she loved him, and whose daddy called him useless, and stuffed him into a military school. His elementary school records indicate that even his imaginary friend hated his guts.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2019 2:27 PM EST

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Trump just looked up to the sky and told reporters 'I am the chosen one' - Is it time to send him to the funny farm yet?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2019 1:58 PM EST

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Met an arrogant guy at a bar who said he was an actor in LA Just oozed confidence and had a really hot girl with him. He said he worked as a barista for a dayjob. I was a little drunk and told him the Romans considered actors below prostitutes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 3:53 PM EST

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Fat ass tump called someone else fat and told them they need to exercise? 😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 7:22 PM EST

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The guy who told 4 Congresswomen of color to "go back to where they came from" and called Nazis "very fine people" is worried that his label of being racist will stick. Well, if the White Hood fits...

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 4:00 PM EST

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My girlfriend told me that her fantasy fućk would be Brad Pitt. Then she went postal because I told her mine. Apparently sexy little Vicky from next door is neither a celebrity or 10 years old yet.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2019 1:23 PM EST

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From the Justcurio Archives: My new fuсk told me that his 24yr. old daughter steals and shіt and she was never allowed over, yet I encouraged him to have a fuсk with her and have her over for a fuсk. After the second fuсk , my expensive Victoria Secret bra was missing. When she came again, I could clearly see she was wearing my bra! I know she'll be over again fuсking it. Not only do I want my bra back, but she needs to fuсk in our home. THE UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2010 10:15 AM EST

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 8:48 PM EST

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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 5, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 11:33 AM EST

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