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What if I told you I have a secret internet friend who I met online and we have been messaging back and forth all day?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 12:11 PM EST

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So im dating this guy and its only been a couple months, but he told me he wasnt feeling well the other day and he hasn't messaged me since or opened my last text, it's been 3 days now, and I'm really worried, should I text him again or wait for him to reply?

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 11:00 AM EST

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We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 5:36 PM EST

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In high school, Ayelet Waldman became engaged to a handsome Norwegian fellow. His name was Björn. When she was sixteen, she attended a three-day, two-counseling conference called "The Company of Jesus." The guests were "hip, educated, worldly, and experimental people from every walk of life." One of the people Ayelet knew during this time was Soh. One day at the conference, Soh casually told the team: "I'm a member of a secret society."

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 2:04 PM EST

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What do you tell Soh if she's got two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2020 1:47 PM EST

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The truth will set you free! Try telling that to the family of poor little Vicky from down the road. Tragically, she was only five years when she passed away. Telling the truth literally cost her her life: I had to kill her after she told her friend about my moltestation of her. Sadly, her family don't even have a grave to grieve at as I had to burn her body (I'm very forensic aware).

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 11:34 AM EST

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Trump‘s record: • Largest deficit • Most days vacationing • Most games of golf played • Lowest approval rating • Most provable lies told • Most cabinet resignations • Longest shutdown ever • Most family members working in WH • Most impeachments.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 11:27 AM EST

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An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Washington DC is out of adult diapers.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 12:19 PM EST

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The letter was perfect, Helen! He consulted many letter writers and they agreed it was perfect. A big man with tears running down his cheeks came to him and told him, “sir, the letter was perfect. You saved letter writers. Thank you, sir.”

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2019 7:22 PM EST

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For those of you that think Trump is a worthless piece of shlt, here are some of the great things he has done. • Most days vacationing • Most games of golf played • Lowest approval rating • Most provable lies told • Most cabinet resignations • Largest deficit • Longest shutdown ever • Most family members working in WH • Most articles of impeachment.

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 9:17 AM EST

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Had to phone this dookie from work on his off time to ask a question.. I told him I was sorry to bother him.. he says, you can bother me anytime. 🥰

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 12:38 PM EST

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Told ya I’d never want ya! Didn’t I??

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 9:59 PM EST

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GF told me she did p0rn “a few times back in undergrad”. I told here I’ll stay. I don’t want be be alone. We’re both late 30s and you can’t find anything online.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE! YOU WERE TOLD ALREADY!! KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP!!! NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!!

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 1:17 PM EST

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LOOK ALL YOU ASSHOLES YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TO KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:23 PM EST

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I don't know, but I've been told, Uniballer really is a 25 year old Male. That lives in Uganda where homosexuality will absolutely get you killed, at the very least brutally beaten up and arrested. He had no choice but to marry a woman to keep up appearances. But she got cancer. Now he is free to marry a man.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:21 PM EST

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HAVE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TО KEEP YOUR GP BULLSHlT ON GP?

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:16 PM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TО KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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LOOK ASSHOLE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TO KEEP GP BULLSHlT ON GP.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 12:50 PM EST

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