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If the temperature is zero today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Math iswrong, fυckface.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 9:14 AM EST

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What are ya doin’! Tell me tell me tell me tell me!! Ouch, cartwheel 🤸🏻‍♀️ gone wrong! I ouched me bottom.. 😬 fluffy danger noodle pupper 🐶 is now home w me.. 🤗 My baby is home waiting for me!! 😝

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 10:02 AM EST

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Tom 2020.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 1:35 PM EST

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If vodka were water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck, So pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:52 AM EST

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Just when you thought the Uniballer debacle couldn't get more twisted, today, the medical examiner was doing a lobotomy and when he went to lunch, Uniballer stole his food stamps. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 14, 2019 10:06 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 1:15 PM EST

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Donald Trumpis a Fuking Tangerine Tanned Muskrat scrotum skin, Lacefront Possum fur Wig wearing, Alternative fact, Atomic Dog diarrhea face ass man!!!! He's a fukin old ass puppy piss smelling ass mouth dividing minorities, building barriers, alienating immigrants, &fukin this country up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2019 8:58 PM EST

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Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah Now what's your name girl What's your sign Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah Beer goggles, blind I'm just trying to unwind

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 1:07 AM EST

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I’ll take me eyes out, wear the glasses tomorrow.. My eyes need a rest. My eyes need to breathe!! 😝

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 8:23 PM EST

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If you have unprotected sex with someone with genital herpes, recently getting over an outbreak, does that automatically mean that you DEFINITELY DO HAVE herpes now too? Or is there a chance you didn't get it?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 11:55 PM EST

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You guys are stupid × 1 million to the power of atomic-power megatron! How stupid people are here and everywhere. I see songs from 1950s rock a Trumphater. None of you noticed trump was not president in 1957! You didn't even catch that. They are made up songs.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 11:23 AM EST

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Do trumphater shuffle in stomp...just like frankenstein he shuffle shuffle n stomp... stomp .... through the castle at night... stomping the village WHOAAA WHAT FRIGHT.. ... trumphater peein on the door He itchin & scratchin, that boy got ants in his pants..

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 3:35 PM EST

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This 1950s music is goid... "ohh yeah yeah yeah.. ohh baby! Do the Trumphater shuffle n stomp... ohh yeah!! Ohh do the Trumphater creepy shuffle n stomp... he got greased hair... his horn rim glasses and he gots a locker room boner f4om bump in into the other GUYS... do trumphater shuffle n stomp.. he's plunkin on his twanger!!! Doing a shuffle n stomp!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 11:08 AM EST

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Im in a long distance relationship, i love him but he is the jealous type but understanding too. As i was playing an online multiplayer game i started to play wi a guy who kept complimenting me wi the automatic chats. He has now sent me a message on messenger saying hi, should i reply even if im not interested and or should i tell my boyfriend? Why?

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2018 6:43 PM EST

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Taco del mar customers 69

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2018 9:42 PM EST

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Hey 👋🏼 I gotta is your address to the store 🏬 was that I was gonna vomit 🤮 you have an eaten like I gotta is your way you can come to my my house 🏠 I have s tomorrow morning to go home 🏠 night and a night night out for the weekend so we will get together for a few hours so that I’m not gonna vomit 🤮

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2018 12:13 PM EST

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There’s a huge head of cauliflower... some firm beefsteak tomato’s annd broccoli, of course.. Annd calabaza! Cukes sliced thin, for iced water..

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2018 6:29 PM EST

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my bf fingered me a few minutes after masterbating. i’ve had no symptoms but i have been stressed out. could i be pregnant ?

/ SEP 25, 2018 7:06 PM EST

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sooo. me and my boyfriend had sex twice with a condom both times. he pulled out both times. he masterbated and fingered me afterword. no symptoms. period is expected in about 7 days. chances of pregnancy ?

/ SEP 25, 2018 6:38 PM EST

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Now its official, real reported on cnn and msnbc .. and democratic party website. Trump announces his resignation decision by 8am tomorrow.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2018 7:25 PM EST

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👋🏼 actually, I think I’m kinda having a really good day today! Annnd, you know what tomorrow is... ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2018 4:17 PM EST

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