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Over dinner my date asked me if I had any guilty pleasures. I told her I was too embarrassed to tell her. She said, "Don't be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!" I said, "OK, here goes. Sometimes when I'm fapping I like to stick a couple of fingers up my ass. If I'm feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. OK, now it's your turn!". She replied, "The Carpenters and Billy Joel". I was really surprised: she's only 9 years old, how come she listens to this kind of music?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 12:19 PM EST

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I'm 15 turning 16 and I don't have any hobbies. Used to dance but it got boring. Now all I do is sit and play videogames. Any hobby ideas?

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 9:51 PM EST

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My sister is 12 and already an obese whore. My dad says when she turns 13 he will have her clitoris removed and her labia sown shut. Is that legal in Burbank California?

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 1:36 PM EST

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Two dinosaurs are holding hands on a beach watching a ship sail away into the sunset. One turns to the other and says "That Noah's a Cunt"

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 10:33 AM EST

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Jesus saw a woman being stoned and rushed to protect her. He shouted to the crowd, "Let any who is without sin cast the next stone." A single stone smacked Jesus on the back of the head. He turned around and yelled, "Fućk off, mother!"

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 10:32 AM EST

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Soh painted my dick with poison and it turned black and shriveled to a crisp.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 8:39 PM EST

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I was in the Far east and I went into a restaurant and ordered Octopus. The waiter said: "It takes about 4 hours." I asked "Why?" He said, "It keeps turning the gas off. The fućking eight-legged cunt"

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 11:31 AM EST

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I took my girlfriend to the doctor because I thought she had Tourettes.I was wrong. Turns out she really does want me to "sexually abuse her until she šhits her panties and then smear the šhit all over her body, just like daddy used to until the bastard police locked him up". She's only 9 years old! Where did she pick this kind of language and ideas?

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 5:12 AM EST

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They were giving out free matzo for Passover.. in pizza boxes! And I wanted one so bad, but I had my hands full, so I politely declined. But I wanted one!! we were headed to Bdway, and had to turn around cause I had to pee so bad.. ☺️

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 1:22 PM EST

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would you like to see the moderation feature turned back on?

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 12:28 PM EST

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When is Donald Trump going to turn ISIS into WASWAS?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 3:17 PM EST

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How do you turn someone into a masochist?

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 4:48 PM EST

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When a space shuttle gets the 'negative return' call from ground control, why don't they instantly shut off the engines to save fuel?

UNITED KINGDOM / APR 1, 2017 1:30 AM EST

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I think in this day and age it just shows that if you want to be successful you have to be white. Best rapper ever? Eminem. Best rock band ever? The Beatles. Best pop star ever? Michael Jackson, who was born black but when he became successful his skin turned white. Even the first ever black president was half white. It just shows that if you want to truly succeed you have to be white.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 5:40 PM EST

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On February 14th, Joshua Evans, 18, was shot multiple times and killed in Louisville, Kentucky. Two black males have been arrested. This was one day after the victim turned 18. The victim named his attackers in a Facebook post just minutes before he was killed. Evan’s father says the perps have been systematically bullying Evans for four years.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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On February 11th, an interracial couple was murdered in Macon County, TN. The suspects are two black males. The victims names are James Turner, a black male, and Ashley Mondoni, a white female.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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My boyfriend fingered me the other night for the first time, how do i turn him on? What should i do to return the favor?

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 7:29 PM EST

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Republicans don't support Trump. Exit Trumpcare. The fúcker is such a loser. Even his own people turn their backs on him.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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What is a turn off when dating a woman for the first time? For me it's smoking and a lack of intellectual curiosity.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 6:54 PM EST

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How will you celebrate the first day of the 2nd Saturnium of the Age of Aquarius?

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 3:30 PM EST

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