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Grant that my intentions turn not into dangerous ambitions. Pyoee. Grant that my intentions turn not into dangerous ambitions. Pyoee.

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 2:01 AM EST

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Anyway, it takes time to turn into an asshole.. How long did it take you!!?!?! πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 3:41 PM EST

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I'm going to kiss you. And mix your spittle with mine. It's like a drug. You'll like it. My creamy, spongy mouth, my wet mouth, that tight little asshole of yours. It's so tight and it's so hot, even when I squeeze the spongy toy. Oh, I'm getting so turned on. I'm going to give you a mess, honey.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 1:42 PM EST

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I just turned up the heat instead of putting on pants.

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 7:25 PM EST

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JC Joke of the Week. When our entire family inadvertently travelled back in time to the Middle Ages, our naive teenage daughter tragically had a quick and unbelievably brutal death. Unlike they show in the movies, it turned out it wasn't possible for her to confront and defeat a band of raping and murdering mercenaries using only feminism.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 1:10 PM EST

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Doop de doop turnip. Doop de doop body of a pig.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 8:57 PM EST

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Laa laa laa POOP?! Laa laa laa TURNIP!

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2019 1:43 AM EST

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Trump will release his tax returns when he gets Mexico to pay for his wall, unveils his beautiful healthcare plan and proves Obama is from Kenya. Just you wait.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 1:39 PM EST

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Trump has turned the economy around after the Democrats destroyed it... like a sailor bailing out his inherited sinking boat. The initial struggle is over and the boat is afloat. Now we must keep America GREAT!!! Yeeeehaaaa!

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:26 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville Florida returned home to find a cardboard box in the carport holding a crudely written note, on which was written "My First F___ You" and signed "CIA." According to Ms. Rehnkamp, who is now filing a restraining order against those who left the note, they were constantly sexually harassing her daughter over the years. She says her daughter asked them to stop after they smeared sperm on her backpack on Halloween, the Daily News reported.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:01 PM EST

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How was Michael Jackson able to turn himself from a black man into a white woman?

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 3:34 PM EST

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trump has nothing in common with Jesus! Jesus healed the blind, trump mocks the handicapped. Jesus turned the other cheek, trump grabs your pussy. Jesus turned water into wine, trump just whines.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 7:42 PM EST

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Dorkies πŸ€— I just can't! And I've gotta turn up tomorrow and do it all again..

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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LAA LAA LAA TURNIP! LAA LAA LAA TURNIP!

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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Laa laa laa. La laaaaaaaa..............TURNIP!

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 9:34 PM EST

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Trump supporters continue to lap up his incessant lies like a dog returning to its own vomit. Only the most embarrassingly ignorant - or those who have sold their souls for greed - will remain his supporters in 2020, voting for their godless, evil king.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 6:33 PM EST

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Trump thinks he just had a very good call with the President of Turkey but it turns out it wasn't the phone, it was the TV remote.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 3:38 PM EST

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Imagine watching the glistening fat drip off Soh's crispy golden skin as she slowly turns on a rotisserie.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 4:22 PM EST

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Trump loses appeal in New York tax case, must hand over returns

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 1:13 PM EST

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Hi, my name is soh. When I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 4:45 PM EST

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