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I just sent Soh a picture of my Johnson... waiting to see what she thinks..

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 1:54 PM EST

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It’s pretty sad when a clown has no defense in a kangaroo court, but the ratings have never been so high. Everyone’s watching the unreality show every day. We can’t wait for the end, when the clown goes to jail.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 3:04 PM EST

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1. Take a cockroach 2. Wait two days 3. Take it home and fuсk it 4. Buy some weed 5. Then wait another two days 6. Take it home and fuсk it again 7. Just the rear end 8. Wait two more days 9. Take it home and fuсk it 10. Repeat. This suсks, don't fuсk that cockroach

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 9:49 PM EST

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And l'm hovering like a fly, waiting for the windshield on the freeway

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 3:52 PM EST

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I think my dick gets released from its chastity device today. Should I wank right away or wait a while?

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 9:18 AM EST

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Trump will release his tax returns when he gets Mexico to pay for his wall, unveils his beautiful healthcare plan and proves Obama is from Kenya. Just you wait.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 1:39 PM EST

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My mind is empty, my heart is in pieces. I'm lost... Why is this happening? What is happening to me? Are you there, Soh? Is this a dream? I'm lost. My head is empty. My heart is raw, an empty raw heart. My mind is like a vacuous sack, from which I must drink... I need my mind! My true self is waiting for me inside. My true self, my true self! My true self is always here, no matter where I am!

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 2:06 AM EST

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Step 1. Cut off Soh's head. 2. Cut a slit in Soh's chest. 3. Cut off her tongue and put it in the mouth of the monster head. 4. Put the monster head into the fridge and wait for the next step. 5. Take the monster head out of the fridge. 6. Put the monster head in your fridge and wait for the next step. 7. Open the refrigerator door. 8. Throw the monster head at Soh 9. Take Soh out of the fridge. 10. Put the monster head in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 12:16 PM EST

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Wait’ll I get home, you moo.. You are gonna get powpow!! You are in deep shït!! 😡

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 6:17 PM EST

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Patently awaiting a sexual rendezvous...

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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Anyswaaaay, got the essential oils for the diffuser.. Can’t wait to smell them!! Wyd??

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 2:07 PM EST

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Trump's impeachment is making the market hit highs. Awesome! Can't wait to see what his removal from office does.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 11:51 AM EST

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Still waiting for an "it was Obama's fault", or, "Hillary's emails" defense any day now. Mike Pence better get his ducks in a row. He can't be very far from the bus wheels, either.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2019 2:16 PM EST

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What's up bietches?!?!?! Yu fiecking thought Tenured Prof posted CONTROVERSY in the BLOG???? Yu thought you were safe?? YOU FIECKING THOUGHT!!! You bietches are never SAEF! I will fieck your jobs paper to shreds in SAN FIECKO and then make you SWEEP it off the floor. I’m ALWAYS arownd waiting for you to fail. LET ME KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS. I will pop a decent bottel of SHAMPAGNE just to CELARBATE your PAYNE!! Yu FIECKING ARMATURES!

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 2:14 PM EST

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There will be more reasons to hate Trump in a few hours. Just wait.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2019 3:47 PM EST

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Well.. waiting..

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 12:21 PM EST

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Was Naïve Spit’s latest freakout worth the wait?

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 1:49 AM EST

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Anybody else out there feel like the past 3 years have been one long bad LSD trip that never ends? You close the curtains, lay down in the dark waiting for it to pass, you wake up, and the bad trip keeps right on going like a continuous loop of never ending hell.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 11:16 AM EST

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Hey, J Harris.. listen up, you moo! I’ve created me own Memoji and I want to use it on JC. Get on it. *snaps fingers.. Or make a phone call.. WAITING!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2019 4:10 PM EST

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Got this mock Progresso Chicken Soup w wild rice recipe.. Can’t wait to make it tomorrow!! What are you doing tomorrow?? 🤗

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2019 9:07 PM EST

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