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A black man walks up to you and offers you 1 say the n-word ticket no consequences, where and when do you use it?

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2018 5:42 PM EST

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That video of kid in store with electronic device that makes very realistic sounding epic fart-noises, he hit at mall, wait for old men to walk near hidden device then BRRRAAAPPPP !!! Everyone turns to look at old guy!

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 11:38 PM EST

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At KFC today, an elderly man got mad about waiting in line 10 minutes. He started arguing with girl at register and angry hag customer. Then her kid starts screaming "poo poo on the table, it's poo poo on the the floor" manager yelled, old stormed out, I threw my Neal on the floor and walked out. Do you prefer Popeyes?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 8:49 PM EST

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When I was walking to school the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarrassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2018 3:46 PM EST

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Annnnnd we’re walkin!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 1:28 PM EST

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I am not a pessimist or an optimist. I just sit around watching life walk right past me while the world melts into grey streaks. Now all I can see is the world melting into mangles crayons left to long in the heat. I cry too much.


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Is it weird if a man wants to experience feminine things? I would love to know what it's like to spend a day at a spa getting pampered or what it's like to walk into a lingerie store and not feel socially awkward but instead know that the goods in that store were made for people like me. I would like to know what it's like to feel pretty or feel sexy. Not something most men have a lot of experience with.

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2018 10:39 AM EST

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Why do babies learn to crawl before they can walk? Because they want to be fuсked doggy style


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I had a crush and still don't know how I feel about them but recently they started a conversation with me to ask if I had a new crush. I said yes even though I kind of don't, and I have no idea about this person except for that they go to my swimming. I want to talk to the guy at my swimming but I really dont know what to do because in swimming we have no time to talk, and as soon as swimmings over he gets out of the pool and walks out very quickly.


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Here's a funny short story to get your Fridays going. A black man walks into a bar and the barmaid greets him and asks what he would like to drink. The manager interjects and says "fuсk off out of here nіgger cunt". Then the manager turns to the barmaid and says "you're sacked you nіgger-loving Jew bitch".

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2018 9:11 AM EST

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Ugh... it’s so humid out, I nearly drowned walking home tonight.. 😞 It’s also super foggy... Annnd I ordered dinner from a nearby diner. Soo.. that’s that! 😝 along w a chocolate milk shakeWhat are ya guys doing tonite?? 😘 what are u having for dinner? I know it’s late, just couldn’t figure out what I was in the mood for! Really wanted Sunny and Annie’s but, their cash only for delivery..

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 8:38 PM EST

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Hi my name is Donald, I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners in my hotel room, KFC, McDonald's and getting spanked. just looking for a simple girl that looks like my daughter. If this is you, please answer with phone number.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2018 12:56 PM EST

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I snuck into my sister’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it. I smacked it on her. I put my figures up her prepubescence vag and loosened her up sufficient so that my сock could penetrate her. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2018 6:59 PM EST

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It's raining outside, should I go for a walk or not?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2018 6:19 PM EST

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I snuck into my brother’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it, from my bra. I smacked it on his face, and I held his arm down. I held it for about 10 seconds and afterwards he was coughing. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2018 2:36 AM EST

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My Japanese colleague left his wallet in a cab in Boston today. The driver found it, came back to the hotel and walked around the lobby until he found him. Thanks Kelly, you’re a good man. (i.redd.it) enviado hace 5 horas por salbigmac a r/HumansBeingBros 684 comentarioscompartirguardarhidereportar

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2018 11:09 PM EST

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The feminist paradox: "guy is found raping a girl: prison, sex offender list, death" "girl is found raping a guy: why didn't you just walk away?" 😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2018 10:12 AM EST

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Trump is a dead man walking. The jig is up.

CANADA / MAR 5, 2018 9:04 PM EST

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I have a friend, she is really cool and great to hang out with but she is so obese that she can barely walk. The other day we went shopping and she had to stop and rest literally every 100 feet. Her poor legs simply won't carry her weight. Her mom is very obese as well and apparently sees nothing wrong in this. She is a good friend and I want to help her. What can I do to help her lose weight?

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2018 1:29 PM EST

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This dude that I've never met before in my life keeps throwing metal arcade tokens at me when he sees me walk by him in the hallway and then tries to touch me in private areas. What the hell, man?!

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2018 9:30 PM EST

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