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As i sit here on this toilet taking a massive dump and hearing the SHlT hit the water i cant help but think of military man and his SHlTTY life with no options but to join the military. Amen

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 12:58 PM EST

Green tea, and coffee snd water, me finks.. 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 5:21 PM EST

If vodka were water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck, So pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:52 AM EST

Omg.. it was foul.. my diarrhea piled so high it was sticking out of the toilet water...

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 4:12 AM EST

Water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Pope is Catholic. Are you happy now?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2019 4:18 PM EST

They gaped upon me with their mouths As a ravening and a roaring lion, I am poured out like water, And all my bones are out of joint, My heart is like wax, It is melted in the midst of my bowels, My strength is dried up like a potsherd, And my tongue cleaveth to my jaws, And thou has brought me into the dust of death.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 2:53 PM EST

We’re doomed as a society. The future - millennials. The generation that eats Tide pods and does boiling water challenges. Do you agree?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 9:31 PM EST

Homemade Lemonade: 1 cup fresh lemon juice, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup fresh urine. 7 cups water. Small saucepan, dissolve 1 cup sugar into 1 cup cold water. Bring to a boil. Stirring till all sugar is dissolved. That’s yer simple syrup. A nice twist on this recipe is to replace human urine with dog urine. Bellas' special lemonade: me likes!! Cool and enjoy!! ........ Soh ( ID-263 )

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 5:49 AM EST

There’s a huge head of cauliflower... some firm beefsteak tomato’s annd broccoli, of course.. Annd calabaza! Cukes sliced thin, for iced water..

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2018 6:29 PM EST

GT’s kombucha 🙏🏼... Watermelon Wonder is sooo wowderful one wonders how can it be so good?? Bursting w intense watermelon carbonated juicy flavor, it’s my favorite along a GT’s Multi Green... those are really the only two I reach for these days... So F-ing good for you.. 🙂

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2018 10:27 PM EST

Do salt your pasta water before add pasta for flavor.. pasta should be dressing like a salad, sparingly not drenched annd swimming in sauce.. it’s the pasta that’s the show stopper, the sauce is only there to compliment it annd that, you moo, is why you should salt your pasta water..

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 9:53 PM EST

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand Life is good today Life is good today

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2018 1:15 PM EST

I hope it rains.. I hope it pours!! Like bathtubs full of water pouring from the heavens, you moo!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2018 6:47 PM EST

I went shopping on my lunch break.. Snagged 4 bottles of GT’s Kombucha, my all time favorites, 1) Lavender Love, 2bottles of their Multi Green annd one Watermelon Wonder. I love them so much. Also picked up nuts for the oatmeal I want to begin having for bf.. almond annd walnuts, both raw. I like biiig butts annd I can not lie! 😝

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2018 2:02 PM EST

Did I tell u.. I once got splashed w puddle water when a bîtch ass driver ran over a puddle Annd splashed me.. Couple days later, snagged me an eye infection.. 😩 Anyswaaay.. why’re you always do mean to me??

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2018 8:01 PM EST

After cleansing, darlings. apply ur serum and then under eye cream..add a touch of serum to your clean bare lips and lock it in w a drop of a very thin veil of eye cream. top this off w a sleeping lip mask of ur choice, I love LANEIGE. I love it so much, I use it during the day... after fully absorbed, follow w ur choice of nighttime moisturizer. Remember, skin repair itself while you sleep, soo do sleep well. Annnd, don’t forget, water intake does help to replenish skin cells

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2018 10:20 PM EST

Wouldn't expect much else from a space cadet. Vets are not getting care. Children still seperated from parents. Flint does not have drinking water. Trump and and his administration are corrupt. And he want a Space Force. To incompetency and beyond.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2018 2:14 PM EST

Anyswaay!! Am hungry, it’s lunch time!! I have w me a lil pouch of 🐝 Bumble Bee lemon 🍋 annd pepper tuna.. It’s cute, even comes w a spoon.. Also, I got dirty air conditioning water dipped on my face today.. ☹️

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2018 1:57 PM EST

Stop spraying water on me, you moo!! 😡

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2018 1:53 PM EST

I’m out of milk, but do you think if I watered down some vanilla coffee creamer and use it for cereal? Would it taste weird?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2018 2:15 PM EST

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