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I’ve waited since November 10, 2016 for any bit of info that would have terminated the Trump presidency, and it looks like only 2 bits of evidence has been found: Jack and Shìt. Either Mueller is a lazy motherfuсker or Donald Trump is Watergating is all. Which is it?

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 3:50 PM EST

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Gracious, you guys... ☺️ The nicest woman came in this morning annd she smelled soooo incredibly nice a fresh and clean and watery like lillies and I just melted!! So nice, I asked what she was wearing and she wrote it down annd I was shocked it’s from Victoria Secret!! It’s like a very affordable body cream and body splash.. I’m tslking $5 affordable.. never was attracted to VS creams or sprays but this is so gorgeous.. *hsppy dance.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 11:01 AM EST

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The PLAN: Heat the salsa, add tinned hot peppers in adobo sauce annd add black beans from can, RINSED.. gotta get all that thick gross liquid annd salt added out. Add couple tblsps of water till beans are nice annd soft. Going to add the shredded chicken this time, perhaps I will go out for peppers, but maybe not. Cook rice, allow yo cool.. then assemble using warmed tortillas. Warmed makes it easier to wrap. Wyd?

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2018 8:43 PM EST

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Dunno where am going right nw. Just hopped on a bus going who knows where!! 😝 wasn’t even planning on leaving the neighborhood, but who’s one to stop when ur all packed have water annd a new MetroCard??

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2018 3:29 PM EST

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Next year I plan on joining my schools track. Never joined a sport before or anything! So im nervous and an over planner. What do I bring on the first practice? What do they usually do. Ill be going for the 400, one time around the track race. Do i bring extra clothes to practice in or do i just wear them for that day? Is it bad to drink too much water during running breaks?

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2018 1:24 PM EST

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Water!!! 😝 Now!!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 8:45 AM EST

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If there’s water in a jug and ice added the the jug to the absolute brim where the ice is coming out over the surface... when that ice melts, how come it doesn’t overflow??

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2018 5:33 PM EST

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All I really need is a good worn pair of black Frye boots, my water tumbler, waiting for my Peg and Awl all black canvas tote, w a zipper (!) due to arrive tomorrow, me Lorena Mckennitt albums... and a pack of smokes.. leaves of unlined paper and scented pots of ink. Fûck this place..

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 9:59 PM EST

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Can’t suçk down the water fast enough.. jk. Nah, not really. Am getting plump!! Oh my gracious, plump? No, like down right fückin fat.. 😞

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2018 3:13 PM EST

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Bill T. Is a practical joker. brilliant & over the top. those sundried apricots in health food stores? No preservatives, no moisture lock, shriveled up dark brown things, by accident Bill discovered put 1those overnight in water it swells up to revolting gross thing .. dead tissue slimey acab that falls fall off a zombies face. So Bill threw a dozen in the waterpolo practice pool at UA, and posted a sign "Do not use pool skin disease patients were in water"

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2018 11:13 AM EST

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burps.. excuse me.. I have to drink a lot of water cause I ate an open faced ham sandwich. Annd you know that crap is full of nitrates and msg annd salt water and other crap. So tryin to flush it out of my system 🤗 Wyd??

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2018 5:54 PM EST

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have to drink lots and lots of water

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2018 6:42 PM EST

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I hurt my dad. We wrestling and I should have said stop. But I know he thinks it's funnybwhen his fave is by my crotch. I couldn't help it, I let loose a giant explosion of foul, rotting flesh smell gas right into dad's face. I think the gas chemicals effected him, he began choking and then he passed out. I threw water on him but he hasn't moved. He's breathing real slow. Should I take his pants off??

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2018 12:16 PM EST

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There’s usually always tea 🍵 and iced ☕️ on my desk. Ice water, too. Cable news will be a nice addition as well.. wyd? 😝

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2018 7:40 PM EST

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We will take a collection, raise $1000 and send it all ro you , if youll stop giving us these damn cspan, msnbc & fox news alert updates on a legal matter of 1/3000th the importance to constitutional law, the election process & integrity as was Watergate 1971-1974... look it up sometime, it's called NEWS Before MSNBC & FOX existed to run their news alert each time Obama drank water or Trump gets mas

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2018 1:02 PM EST

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Daryl Crites, yup detained, again, for throwing folding chairs & mostly-full water bottle at his audience. A chair hit a girl's shoulder and she was treated at ER. The funny one, the water bottle, he aimed good, wham!! right into a guy's "nut zone" that dude doubled up ... why do 2-bit hip hop performers play it so tough??

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 1:06 PM EST

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I’ll sit at the other desk in the bedroom... you can JC and or GP, or both, watch tv annnd vegg out.. I’ll drink my water and Sencha soo’s to get nice and plump. Salad for dinner later w left over roast turkey breast I don’t wanna junk and waste. Then, when I’m finished filling out this FAFSA, opening mail (physical) and paying a bill or two, I’ll...

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 6:10 PM EST

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Nixon cried like Trump during Watergate. His supporters blamed Dems and Liberal media. He denied everything right up to the point it was clear he'd be impeached. I've seen this movie before, and its pretty clear how it ends.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 5:12 PM EST

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just cleaned out a roaster of beef stew that had completely molded over. green, white, pink, and brown/gray mold. when I started running water over it a thick cloud of spores rose up into my kitchen and over my body. I was wearing a drugstore dust mask. how f*cked am I?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 9:27 PM EST

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Donald Trump has the IQ of a rotting watermelon on a hot day .

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2018 11:51 AM EST

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