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Everything that comes out of President Pussygrabber’s shìthole mouth is a lie. If Tangerine Mean says “water is wet”, then he is simply telling a lie that just happens to agree with the truth, that’s how much of a liar this sewer mouth is.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 11:07 PM EST

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Me cheeks are so red.. I need more water.. wyd?? ☺️

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 5:45 PM EST

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How many watermelons can you shove up your ass?

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2018 6:53 PM EST

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I’m about as anti-Trump as anyone here who has a brain, but I still can’t admit that “Trump is dumber than a watermelon” was funny. It was kinda lame to be honest. “Trump is dumber than an Autistic”, now THAT’S funny!

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2018 5:53 PM EST

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Donald Trump is dumber than a watermelon. Haha now that's funny. 😂

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2018 7:30 PM EST

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I melted a water bottle on my dick. Help?

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2018 11:18 PM EST

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I would also drink my cat's bath water

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2018 3:09 PM EST

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The scam goes like this. The operator buys pickled oyster shells from a wholesaler in the UK or America or direct from china. They are vacuum packed and dead. The poor things have had a random freshwater pearl shoved into them. The process is that the pearl is inserted into a live young akoya oyster shell which opens as it dies. The corpse is then dumped into a chemical bath which shrinks the adductor muscle so it slowly closes, and preserves it. Then it is vacuum packed or tinned.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2018 6:45 PM EST

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Hey, fatty... yes, you! You moo! Yes, water is the eternal fountain of life... one ☝️ must be throughly hydrated 🧚🏻‍♀️ at all given times if possible.. it plumps the skin, add shine to hair and nails...💦 annnd makes sure all your innards are working properly. Cause you don’t want yer innards not to be working properly.. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2018 11:42 AM EST

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I have to drink all this water before I’m allowed in bed..

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2018 10:35 PM EST

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I need to pee but I really really need to pee. Should I take the trip to the first floor or should I pee inside my empty water bottle?

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 6:37 PM EST

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Maybe I’ll make pancakes! That’s nice! I don’t have the instant just add water to the Aunt Jemima pancake mix... but the one that you add eggs and other things to it. but there’s no bacon.. How can one have pancakes w out bacon?! I may have to venture out into the blizzard... either that or it’s steel cut oatmeal..

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2018 10:10 AM EST

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Sexiest scandals of 2017? (Trump's WaterSpotsGate scandal does not count.)

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2017 9:37 PM EST

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lol was watching Buying Alaska, there was a hot tub built in to the deck of one house with nasty dirty algae filled water in it, the stupid quadroon wife goes "wow!" and squats down to swish her hand through the filthy water

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2017 1:25 AM EST

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So I've been asked if someone pours bubble bath under a waterfall will it hurt the ecosystem? Will it hurt the fish at all of will the flowing water keep it clear?

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2017 1:56 AM EST

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is water wet?

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 5:17 PM EST

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Is murder legal in international waters

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2017 2:29 PM EST

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Al the slimy Jew Frankin has resigned in disgrace....First Conyers now Jew bastard Frankin...🤣 Maybe Nancy Pelosi or dumbass Maxine Waters will die and really give the American people a nice Christmas gift.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2017 12:58 PM EST

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Freakin spilled a qt. of iced water on my desk closest to the door.. 😣

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2017 7:28 PM EST

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I have to suçk down all this green tea diluted w water.. what are you doing ☺️

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2017 10:04 PM EST

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