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Well now, That went the wrong way fast, didn't it?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2020 8:47 PM EST

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I went to primary school in East London. When a teacher asked me, "What colour is poo?", I replied, "It's purple, it's blue and brown, it's what you poop out of your arse.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 5:04 PM EST

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What a night for my 3 day old baby! He came chur-chur down the aisle on an umbilical cord, held her hand, was rather clumsily draped over her shoulder in a summerlily, and went widdly-widdly across the room to a bouncer, in all of his smiling glory, to get a tissue to wipe the tears out of his eyes. I wanted to crawl into a tub of ice water and drown myself, but I ended up getting the damp wipes instead.

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 6:16 PM EST

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Soh went off the rails

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2020 5:23 PM EST

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Dorkies I've got one day of watering today. I went to musik point yesterday with foghorn for new years day just yakked and looked around. What did / or /are ya have doon.?

UNITED STATES / JAN 1, 2020 4:36 PM EST

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Guess what happened next dorkies 🤗 first I went poopty, that was good 🤗 then the batteries on my radio went poopt, so I switched to listening on my phone and now I'm still listening as I type this!

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2019 5:57 PM EST

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John and Harry went to a stationery shop. John bought 3 pens and 8 notebooks for $20.50. Harry bought 4 pens and 5 notebooks for $16.00. Identify the cost of a pen and the cost of a notebook.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 2:22 PM EST

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Looks like every republikkkan went to Trump University!

CANADA / DEC 18, 2019 11:55 AM EST

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I've only been in downtown LA for a month, but I've already met a handful of people. I've met a few people in their twenties. Most of them have a hot-blooded partner and are looking to party hard. I've met a couple who drive motorcycles to protest the sale of pre-owned motorcycles in their area and I've met a couple who deal drugs and kill people.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 11:28 AM EST

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The Justcurio Archives presents the GhostPoster “Voices of our Brothers” exhibit: I was over cartoons by the age of eight. It seems this younger generation fixates upon them well into their twenties and beyond. What should I read into this?ANONYMOUS PROXY/Dec 20, 2011 09:20 AM

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 9:33 PM EST

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When, on the high street, I went before the elevated line I was met with a just traffic, but that is not the whole story. I, the Queen of Sheba, lay down before a little room, hated by the masses.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:06 PM EST

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There was an owl in the tree behind my house.. I went out to take a photo but he took a shìt and flew down to the river.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 6:51 PM EST

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The past few days have been good ones. We have had a lovely Saturday at home, had many Italian cakes, and at 9 p.m. we were listening to the Spanish On the Road radio. I have been studying all sorts of writings and history for the past twenty-four hours. I am experiencing something of a Zen-like state, not of the focused concentration I had sought for over an entire year. I do not know how long this will last. My vision is not blurry, and I have not lost my breath.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 6:49 PM EST

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I’m sure you will be happy to hear that I am seriously considering giving up on this website. I don’t post like I used to before JC went down the last time.. I don’t look forward to dropping by, not too enthused while I am here, usually quite to leave, happy to be off.. Pretty sure this knowledge make more than a few of you quite happy. You win.. Happy??

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 8:34 PM EST

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A 12 year old girl was not feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady said the doctor you're pregnant” said the doctor. The girl replied “But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.” “Well dear”, said the doctor, “someone in the colony is cock-eyed”

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 10:59 AM EST

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A 10 year old boy was shot and killed at a high school football game. I guess you think it is his fault he got shot cos he went to the game. So do we pass a law that says 10 year old boys are not allowed to go to high school foot ball games? Will that solve the problem?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:00 PM EST

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The cunts who visited a Paris restaurant last night went in for some snails and came out with a gut full of slugs. ITALY / NOV 11, 2015 5:05 AM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 8:20 AM EST

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Despite the fact that multiple genuine Christians were running fore the GOP nomination, The evangelicals selected trump: They went for the foul-mouthed, thrice-married pussy grabber.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 7:41 PM EST

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Today is great. Spectum parade day right past my home and about 50 old spectums just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was an older spectum and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 7:22 PM EST

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Anywsy, I went to bed too early. Now I’m wide awake. I also spilled the nuts on the floor. 😡 I couldn’t sleep till I cleaned it up! Annd on a lighter note 🤗 my dog 🐶 comes running to me 🥺 w a look of concern, cocks his head, w out a blink when ever I cry like a pup.. 😩 like when I do that whining sound that dogs make. You know whst I’m talking about!

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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