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The past few days have been good ones. We have had a lovely Saturday at home, had many Italian cakes, and at 9 p.m. we were listening to the Spanish On the Road radio. I have been studying all sorts of writings and history for the past twenty-four hours. I am experiencing something of a Zen-like state, not of the focused concentration I had sought for over an entire year. I do not know how long this will last. My vision is not blurry, and I have not lost my breath.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 6:49 PM EST

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I’m sure you will be happy to hear that I am seriously considering giving up on this website. I don’t post like I used to before JC went down the last time.. I don’t look forward to dropping by, not too enthused while I am here, usually quite to leave, happy to be off.. Pretty sure this knowledge make more than a few of you quite happy. You win.. Happy??

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 8:34 PM EST

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A 12 year old girl was not feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady said the doctor you're pregnant” said the doctor. The girl replied “But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.” “Well dear”, said the doctor, “someone in the colony is cock-eyed”

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 10:59 AM EST

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A 10 year old boy was shot and killed at a high school football game. I guess you think it is his fault he got shot cos he went to the game. So do we pass a law that says 10 year old boys are not allowed to go to high school foot ball games? Will that solve the problem?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:00 PM EST

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The cunts who visited a Paris restaurant last night went in for some snails and came out with a gut full of slugs. ITALY / NOV 11, 2015 5:05 AM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 8:20 AM EST

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Despite the fact that multiple genuine Christians were running fore the GOP nomination, The evangelicals selected trump: They went for the foul-mouthed, thrice-married pussy grabber.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 7:41 PM EST

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Today is great. Spectum parade day right past my home and about 50 old spectums just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was an older spectum and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 7:22 PM EST

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Anywsy, I went to bed too early. Now I’m wide awake. I also spilled the nuts on the floor. 😡 I couldn’t sleep till I cleaned it up! Annd on a lighter note 🤗 my dog 🐶 comes running to me 🥺 w a look of concern, cocks his head, w out a blink when ever I cry like a pup.. 😩 like when I do that whining sound that dogs make. You know whst I’m talking about!

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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My friend once told me that he was pulling in his plonker to one of the British weather girls and as he began to sqirt his love juice to her heavenly beauty......it went back to the bloke for the news.

UNITED STATES / NOV 5, 2019 12:31 PM EST

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Dorkies, I went to the bakery again, variety is the spice of life..sometimes I molest prepubescent boys and sometimes I molest prepubescent girls...the dirty little bitches will do anything if you offer them a few cakes 😉😋

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 9:56 PM EST

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Dorkies, I went to the bakery again, variety is the spice of life.. 😉😋

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 6:55 PM EST

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Mudiwa Najeeri was home only when her telephone rang. So he answered, and deep down, injustice said “I am the son of a Nigerian. I have a 1 Million illion that I want to give you from twenty. Just give me your name, address and bank account information and we'll arrange to give it to you. Mudiwa yelled and picked up the phone.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 10:18 PM EST

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Dorkies 🤗 looking at the posts below I thought it'd be okay to say, I only had a half even a quarter of a bowel motion this morning 🤗 I went and had one of these double burgers with cheese and I tjink it's gummed me up.! 🤗

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2019 5:37 PM EST

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Local synagogue went bankrupt (guess not all stereotypes are true). Even better, ive been donating the used ones to a local jewish youth group. Everybody wins

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 3:18 PM EST

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How do you feel that your tax dollars went to a hooker who just couldn't keep her whore mouth shut?

UNITED STATES / OCT 28, 2019 10:50 AM EST

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I just wanna know why soh went off me so quickly. Did I always start the fight. Did I never treat ya right. Either way I'm goin' out a my mind - all the answers to my questions I have to find..

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2019 3:54 PM EST

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So, after some thinking the guy called out "twenty seven!" and there was a pause. One by one the men statred giggling then currently they were spllitting their sides with laughter and one of the men called back: "That's a good one mate.! We hadn't heard that one before!!!"

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2019 6:53 PM EST

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A guy newly ensconced in prison overheard the inmates in another cell - one said "sixteen!" and the group started laughing and giggling, another said "twenty!" and again more guffawing and cajoling ensued. The guy said to the prison officer "what's that about?" and the officer replied: "Well we've all been in here so long that instead of saying the same old jokes we just say the number of the joke to save the bother of telling it. Why don't you join them have a go.?"

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2019 6:50 PM EST

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WelI that minute came and went quick. It’s now 8:09am EST

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2019 8:10 AM EST

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Well that minute came and went quick. It’s now 8:09am EST

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2019 8:09 AM EST

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