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It was about 6 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get my girlfriend so some whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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My brother keeps stealing from me, what do I do? I know he does this because I found a bunch of things that "went missing" inside if his room.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 10:04 PM EST

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Someone should tell Donald Trump about the time President Obama jumped in the Potomac River wearing cement shoes and stayed under for fifteen minutes, maybe Trump will try for twenty.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 6:45 PM EST

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Did you guys ear about that wacko on subway who claimed "nut pinching beetles had crawled in his underwear and biting and pinching his private regions until he went insane and had to roll on th floor to smuush them. And as you'd expect... he had an Obama phone !! Paid up for 6 months on that new progeam.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 6:19 PM EST

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Segregation is the only solution. Negros will always be a drain on white society, and always try to be as black as possible, unlike responsible whitey. In a few generations, africa could be a successful place, but they have to go through their own growing pains. Europe went through thousands of years of evolution past africans, and you expect these primitive humans to improve?

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2018 1:30 AM EST

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I just lost my job because I thought i went in at 2 ( which I do every day) but the schedule said 12 and all week I thought it was 2 i leave to my home town NEXT WEEK and i need money fast! Anyway i can make money in a week?

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 3:02 PM EST

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The peasant races have weighed America down like an anchor. America went from the first airplane to setting foot on the moon in less than one person's lifetime. Following that same technological trajectory, Americans would have been well on their way to colonizing other planets by now if not fettered with the self-imposed obligation of feeding, housing, clothing, healing and educating millions of 3rd World peasants 24/7/365, not to mention fighting their wars for them.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 3:32 PM EST

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What’s the best part about raping twenty eight years olds? Listening to the sound of the twenty little bitches scream as you ruin their prepubescent vags one by one 😍😍😍

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2018 12:03 PM EST

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A Republican died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Republican? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2018 7:18 PM EST

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Soh had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, when Soh went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, when Soh sat upon it, she hurt her little ask me no more questions I tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up the flies are in the kitchen something's buzzing in your head, now it is 9 o clock it's time to go to bed.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2018 8:38 PM EST

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Help my question is this. Someone here implied a medical condition no one believes is real. I went through something like that, my doctor spent 3 years telling me My mind was causing health symptoms like nasuea, pain, fever... finally I paid for diagnostics... the problem was found dangerously large stones in the gall bladder. If that person will share more info on symptoms I may really hwlp.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 8:55 AM EST

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You went to four locations today. Review them in your feed... did I?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2018 8:30 PM EST

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I present to you the B.I.T.E and F.O.G models of cults. The more 'yes' checks you can give to this list, the more dangerous of a cult. I went through this list from Dr. Steve Has san and it looks like the Democrats are literally using EVERY SINGLE ONE of these tactics! WHOA! FRIGHTENING!

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 11:42 PM EST

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The other day I went into my local Starbucks and asked for a coffee under the name Abbot, well color me surprised when I finally get my order and see they wrote Faggot on the side of my Vanilla Latte. Can I get some money and free shìt now that I'm 100% entitled to Starbucks?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2018 8:43 PM EST

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You's took yo' pussy game down some whole 'noda' level! Right on! Dis be some Cirque du Soleil pussy now! Right on! Shìt! Right on! You's done went all P-O-R-N-O on some nìgga! Right on! And ah' love it! Right on! And ah' dank ya', ah' dank ya', mah' shaft danks ya'! Right on! How dun did ya' learn, how, how dun did yo' pussy game mosey on down up?

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 4:16 PM EST

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My friend was going through a hard time .So we went to a party to cheer her up.we both started drinking and, before we knew it things progressed and we had sex.I never thought of being a lesbian ever but , after this experience I can't deny my feelings .Im still confused please help i haven't told my boyfriend about it idk if I'm bi or something else.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2018 4:26 AM EST

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Yesterday, I went to visit my grandma after two years. she has gotten really fat and she was drunk. she threw me on the couch and jumped on me and kissed my lips and licked my face. I really wanted to puke but couldn't move due to her heavy weight. she then went down on me and the show finished when my dick got disappeared in her sea of flesh. she then kissed me again on the lip and got back to the kitchen. I just wanted (and still want) to cry. why did she do that me?

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2018 8:09 AM EST

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What’s the best thing about raping twenty eight years olds? Listening to the sound of the twenty little bitches scream as you ruin their prepubescent vags one by one 😍😍😍

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2018 12:47 PM EST

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Am scared!! I got word of the dark web... annnd thought.. what the hell is that, so I went nosying on looking around.. 😞 Now I can’t fsll asleep.. What should I do??

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2018 12:21 PM EST

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What if everyday you sleep you went to another universe

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2018 7:16 PM EST

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