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I can't wait to get to watch my 600lb wife on TV next week. Who will join me in watching the her having her gut trooped do she can lose some pounds?

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 2:42 PM EST

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My 500 pound fat bitch of a wife wants to have another baby......for dinner. Anybody want to sell their baby?

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 1:27 PM EST

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My mistress wants me to befriend their spouse and hang out with them socially... My wife knows everything, and her and I know but he doesn't any recommendation on how to approach such a crazy situation?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 11:11 AM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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How far can you shove that big rubber dick up your hugely obese wife's butt?

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 12:01 PM EST

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Pls. dont like him. He don't wife them. He one nights them.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 10:06 PM EST

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My wife is a Christian and she said that if I am questioning my faith and don't believe in god anymore, she can't love me anymore. Should I be upset or should I accept as is?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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Why do all the black dudes hit on my buddies big fat white wife? She weighs over 500lbs and looks like a hog. Is it just their lack of standards?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 12:01 PM EST

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I'm getting g a 10 pound chocolate rabbit and a half dozen bags of jelly beans for my big future wife. What are you getting your significant other this Easter?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 12:09 PM EST

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Somalian asylum seeker 'raрes two elderly disabled men in a care home before murdering one of the victims' wives' in Germany: An 18-year-old broke into the sheltered accommodation in Neuenhaus, Germany. Police say he sneaked into the room of a 59-year-old paralysed man to raрe him. After raрing the first man, he moved to an adjoining room to raрe a second man. He was caught by the victim's wife who he then killed.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 9:30 PM EST

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Do you ever clog the bowl with your poop? My wife does all the time.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 4:05 PM EST

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finish this sentence. My wife is a ______.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 3:49 PM EST

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I will take the big fat cream fed Jewess and make her my wife. Does anyone within my family and friends have a problem with that?

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 3:43 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK My wife and I found some S&M videos on my son's computer... "What should we do?" I asked. She relied "Well, we can't spank him."

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 10:00 AM EST

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I just cut up my wife's picture.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 1:04 AM EST

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On February 28th, Jason Thomas, 35, was shot and killed by a black male in Fort Smith, Arkansas. He was shot in the face, right in front of his wife, while sitting in his vehicle. The couple was having trouble starting their car. The perp walked up and shot him through an open window and then walked away.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:56 PM EST

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On February 11th, Jack Carter Little, 69, was shot and killed while working in his High Point, NC Army Surplus store. Police have arrested two black males and a black female. Little had owned the store for 35 years. He is survived by a wife, daughter, two granddaughters, and a great-granddaughter.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:35 PM EST

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On February 7th, Kyle Simpson was murdered in his driveway in Jacksonville, Florida. Witnesses saw three black males load his possessions into an SUV and drive away. When police tried to pull them over, they rammed the police car. Simpson is a veteran, who is survived by a wife, a son, and two grandchildren.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:34 PM EST

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On February 3rd, Vitali Mialik, 34, was shot and killed in Suwanee, GA. Police are looking for two young black males. Nothing was stolen. They shot him in the neck for the fun of it and ran off. The victim is from Belarus and has a wife and two kids.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:33 PM EST

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On January 29th, Bailey Zylo, 18, and Andy Fockler, 38, was killed during a home invasion in Weirsdale, FL. Two black males invaded their home and shot them. Fockler’s stepson Bailey was killed execution style while he laid in his bed. Fockler’s wife only survived because he shielded her with his own body.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:30 PM EST

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