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UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2017 12:48 PM EST

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My parents are strict atheists but I feel like I'm called to become Jewish. How do I become Jewish without telling my parents (they won't let me, I've tried), especially with getting circumcised?

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 9:35 AM EST

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Don't you ever wish you could meet a white guy named Landon? It seems to be such a popular name these days. How it would feel to yell "Landon, ur phone is ringing" just to say the name Landon. Wouldn't it be supper awkward to meet a black guy named Landon? lol, I'm sorry but it would...hahaha

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2017 9:30 AM EST

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It's my birthday! So I hope everyone will be nice on here and will wish me a happy birthday 😁

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 9:50 AM EST

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I wish the asshole protestors were sent back in time to February 13, 1945 and tied to barrels of gasoline on the streets of Dresden.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 9:48 PM EST

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Jerry Lewis, Jewish, liked Trump, a Jew hater . Trump supporters are so fûcked up, no?

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2017 8:13 PM EST

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Sam, Do you ever wish it never happened?

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 5:39 PM EST

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I will be a male Slut-in-training on a leash held my mistress, Madame Domino, with a mask made of 2 pair of black panties covering my face and most of my head under a lurid black/red wig, with my ankles, knees and wrists tied together so I can only hobble helplessly in her wake. When she thinks I might be thirsty, she will use a turkey baster to squirt a vile, yellowish liquid into wherever she thinks my mouth is behind the mask;

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2017 4:31 PM EST

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My friend strokes my face and my boob while she thinks I am asleep... what do I do? Is it assault, or am I reading too far into the situation? It is possible that it is just a habit she has that helps her fall asleep, but I wish she would keep it to herself...

/ AUG 5, 2017 3:30 PM EST

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Why are Jewish people rich!?


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When I left home at 18 my roommates were like "I wish my mom was here so I could just lay on the couch & ask her to make me a sandwich." I was like ??? My mom had me making *her* sandwiches since I was ~9. There would have been hell to pay if I was on the couch and asked for a sandwich.


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About 5% of American-born Jews are Modern Orthodox. Another 5-10% are Hassidim. The other 85% of Jews are secular or "reform." The secular Jewish community produces 99% of Jews who work in the p0rn industry and (((Hollywood))), run stock scams, write for Vox, and brag about how they spent $200,000 on their son's bar mitzvah.


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Im 13 and have a will for sex ( puberty ), will it end soon? I plan on dieing alone for sevrreal reasons, i do not wish to get into any relationships.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 12:04 PM EST

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All of my life I've been more sensitive & girly than most guys it was obvious. Tday I accepted I'm Bisexual & felt great accepting it.I've always looked at my body & wished I had more of a girly figure & face. Since I was young I wished I had a girls body,I would feel so much better. I could enjoy wearing mascara as I wear it sometimes & paint my toes and straighten my hair without worrying about being me. How do I tell my family Im Bisexual, and at heart Im really a girl ?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 10:39 AM EST

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I wish someone would Pat my back to help me burp

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:50 AM EST

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Sooo frighten hot and humid.. I wish I didn't have to, but I think I'll turn on the air conditioner.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 10:50 PM EST

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How do I best instigate the glorious war of honor against the heretic christian, muslim, jewish, atheist, hindu, buddhist, etc., hordes?

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 12:39 PM EST

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If Jewish Years 5777 and 5778 are so important, how long do we have until God Acts? Will it be the Rapture?


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I wish I can replicate that freshly fuçked no makeup makeup look... I am fuking stunning after orgazm!!!

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2017 9:40 PM EST

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When I was about 8 or 9 I was a huge Michael Jackson fan. I just wish I knew at the time that was his type


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